Ya’ll.
In case you weren’t aware, August 5th, 2008, is the 5th annual National Underwear Day!
What is National Underwear Day? Well, basically pretty people walk around Times Square in their underwear showing us all how much better looking they are then the rest of us.
Last year our underwear ambassadors marched through Times Square, the most heavily-trafficked locale in New York City, modeling some of today’s hottest brands for unsuspecting — yet pleasantly surprised — shoppers, tourists and die-hard New Yorkers who thought they had ‘seen it all.’
Perfect. Just when we thought we’ve “seen it all!” People in there underwear walking around in Times Square????!!!!
Yeah and…
Right!
Lady, I’ve seen it all. This surely would not mark the first time I’ve seen someone walk around Times Square in their underwear.
I was actually with some dude in the Toys ‘R Us in Times Square and he flashed a huge dinosaur and then claimed that said dinosaur bit his dick off. True story. Maybe he’ll blog about it someday.
The best part of the article is that apparently there is that they have a ‘credo’ for the event:
underwear should no longer be merely the first thing you put on and the last thing you take off, but the most important thing you wear all day.
Yes, tell that to this teen girl…
And these kids…
And this guy…
And him…
While I’m just as excited about National Underwear Day as the next guy, I think I’m going to spend that day in my underwear walking around Times Square. Why? Well, here’s the long and short of it.
Each year more and more people have looked forward to National Underwear Day – it’s grown both in popularity and size.
Erect penises.
I’m just sayin’.
.el sway
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