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She’s Just Like ME.

Again, it’s the political season and we are in for a nice little fight.  We hear a lot of buzzwords in this election and certain phrases that really kill me.  Obama is an ‘elitist,’ or so they say.  And that woman from Alaska, Sarah Palin is just like us.  She shops at WalMart, hunts, etc.  Like us.  

Wait, is that me?

Anyways, these dudes with nice wallets and condom yellow teeth are jazzed because they want to elect Palin into the Office because, dang it, she’s just like me!  (I heard that dude Glenn Beck and Chuck Norris talk about.  Norris is Conservative, fyi)

“The next kick won’t be so conservative!”  

Really?  That’s your basis for wanting someone elected?  

You don’t want someone like me as the President of the United States.  Seriously.

As far as I know, the “Bush Doctrine” is:  if there’s grass on the field…..

Maybe that would help my sweating problem if my pubes and body hair were on the outside of my clothes. Hmm?

I’t just plain silly.  

No one wants  a Vice/President who is just like them. Seriously.  

I want someone who is smarter than me.  There is a reason I will never get an electoral vote in my life.  I’m not capable, Ms. Palin, and neither are you.

Apparently neither of us know how to use a condom.  

.lolabrigada

The Bitch Is Back.

Greetings from San Diego, CA.  While you’ve all been deciding whether or not you want to bang Sarah Palin — one of us (JC) most likely got her daughter pregnant! — we have been moving across this great big country.  

We’ve meet a lot of very nice people along the way…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And some not so friendly people….

We’ve made it from sea to shinning sea!  And guess what you smug bastards??

This Blog is back!  Let freedom reign you mother fuckers!

Sorry, for the swear word…

Really?  A MILF?

Maybe a PILF!  Person I’d Like (to) Forget!  

Oh shit!  I’m politicin’!  I’m kidding.  I don’t vote, so let’s be friends.  

You know what else I’d like to PILF?

Scientists!  

Let’s get some atoms up in dis bitch!  

The blog is back, Sepultura is back, and so are you.  Let FREEDOM REIGN!!!

I know who he’s voting for!

.el sway

Bring It Home, Mets.

Lolabrigada.com is going to the Mets game tonight.

Bring it home.

.el sway

Hoops Hype.

So, I have been busy…..blah….blah….

Anyways, here is a great video.  The real reason why Marcus Camby got traded for a 2nd Round Draft Pick.

Marcus!  You have been owned.

More.  Coming.

.el sway

To…Die…For.

So, I really don’t have anything to post today because I am busy.

But, I wanted to pass this along.  I think you’ll love me after you see this.

What!?

Wake up!  NOOO, you CAN’T!!

That’s life right there people.  That puppy is lucky, though.  You know what we do to people over here at lolabrigada.com when others fall asleep….

Cool Buddy!

We don you with medals and classic facial hair.  Do not fall asleep on us!

love

.el sway

Mux.

So, I did it.  I’ve been hearing about this muxtape thing and, well, I made one.

Check it out!

The results are in…

Yeah!

Fun!

Alright!

He even likes it!

I made this tape, actually, because I wanted to listen to these songs at work and I don’t have Itunes here.  But, if it makes you like me even more….

.el sway

New Words Up In This Bitch.

We at Lolabrigada.com would like to extend a warm welcome to some of the new words that made the final cut in Merriam-Webster’s new Dictionary for 2008.

We are most excited about one term in particularly: FANBOY!

6. fanboy n (1919) : a boy who is an enthusiastic devotee (as of comics or movies)

Yeah we got a lot of fanboys around here.

Another interesting term added this year was: air quotes.

1. air quotes n pl (1989) : a gesture made by raising and flexing the index and middle fingers of both hands that is used to call attention to a spoken word or expression

This is in the dictionary?

Looks fun!

Some other favorites are…

7. infinity pool n (1992) : an outdoor swimming pool having an edge over which water flows into a trough but seems to flow into the horizon

And…

20. soju n ( 1978 ) : Korean vodka distilled from rice

Crank Dat – BOY!

The surprise of the list had to be ‘mental health day.’

11. mental health day n (1971) : a day that an employee takes off from work in order to relieve stress or renew vitality

No longer do we have to lie about why we aren’t coming into work. Since it’s in the dictionary now, we all have an excuse for skipping work because we just can’t take the stress of data entry. Thanks Webster!

4. dwarf planet n (1993) : a celestial body that orbits the sun and has a spherical shape but is too small to disturb other objects from its orbit

Right.

.el sway