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Bring It Home, Mets.

Lolabrigada.com is going to the Mets game tonight.

Bring it home.

.el sway



Welcome back.  Monday is here and so are you.

So, my favorite story this weekend – not associated with pink knees – was the story about that Hen that was living in a McDonald’s!  Get out of town!

For four months customers tried unsuccessfully to catch the brown hen using bait or bare hands. Last week, the fast fowl was finally captured after it settled in for the night right on top of the drive-through window box.

Wait, what?  The customers tried to catch him?  I suppose each and every person who works there could have made the argument – I don’t get paid enough to chase a chicken around this place.

Fair enough.

This story reminds me of that wily NYU student who lived in the library for 8 months.  For FREE!   It also reminds me of homeless people.  Who live wherever they want for x amount of years.  Also for free.

So this bird will definitely find itself on the menu, right CNN.com?

Lord no.

The bird won’t end up on the menu. It has been sent to live as a pet with other chickens at the home of a restaurant worker.

Great.  The bird was sent to live with a “restaurant worker?”  What are we talking here?  The home of a McDonald’s worker?

Looks pretty sweet!

.el sway

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

Last night marked the end of an era.  My boyhood crush, and favorite baseball player, Mike Piazza officially retired.

It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face….”

You were content to let me shine, that’s your way.
You always walked a step behind…..”

Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?”

I can fly higher than an eagle,
’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.”

Props to Michael Victor Piazza.

Get it?  Cause he’s a…

.el sway

Will Franken Cannot Smoke Here.

From time to time we have some of our favorite comedians/writers provide guest posts for our loyal readers. Here now we have a tale from comedian Will Franken’s baseball adventure with our very own Ben Hill. This blog originally appeared on Will’s MySpace page.


Fucking cocksucking motherfuckers!

I got dragged out of Shea Stadium tonight in the middle of the 5th fucking inning!

Six fucking security guards! Two for each arm and four to tell me on the way out–“If you come back in the stadium, we’re gonna arrest you for trespassing!”

You wanna know what happened?

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