Gas Sucks.

Yeah, gas prices such.  Right?  Check this out – now gas really sucks!

RENO, Nevada (AP) — Rising fuel prices are putting a pinch on the world’s oldest profession.

Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after seeing business decline as much as 25 percent from a year ago, industry officials said.

How nice.

The President of the Nevada Brothel’s Owners Association said that business is down 19% at his two “Donna” themed Brothels in Reno.

The reason for the gas cards?

Nevada Brothel Owners’ Association, said truckers account for up to 75 percent of business

The other 25% is made up of these guys.

Here;s an example of what is being offered:

In response to a 5 percent drop in business, the Shady Lady Ranch along U.S. 95 about 150 miles north of Las Vegas plans to offer $50 gas cards to clients who spend $300 and $100 gas cards to those who spend $500.

Truck drivers are stoked!

And how does this effect the Government and those stimulus checks we all received?

Under a promotion under way at the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, the first 100 customers who arrive with government stimulus checks receive twice the services for the same regular price.

That’s exactly what those checks are for.  To stimulate the body AND the economy.

So if we’ve learned one thing today, it’s that the government doesn’t care much for truck drivers who pay for sex…  Truck divers who pay for sex are as American than apple pie…  Apple pie is the most American thing… The Government hates America… Ya follow?

.el sway

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One response to “Gas Sucks.

  1. bravo. Personally I think high gas prices are a good thing, not because of the closing of brothels, but because we need a culture change.

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