This would totally be cool if I was born a 23-year old and this was my mom…
But, that’s not the case.
Apparently, breast milk actually helps boost a child’s IQ. Seriously.
They found that those who breastfed exclusively for the first three months – with many also continuing to 12 months – scored an average of 5.9 points higher on IQ tests in childhood.
That makes sense. I know someone who was breastfed until he was 17 years old and he is totally building web-sites for a living!
Here it is in scientific terms:
Fatty acids found in breast milk are thought to boost intelligence, but the report said the physical and emotional aspect of breastfeeding may lead to permanent changes to brain development.
I guess that’s not really scientific.
Future Law Enforcement Officers.
This may explain everything:
Here’s an idea: we replace PWNED! with “NOT BREAST FED!”
Yeah, it works!