It’s cold out tonight, baby, isn’t it? Thank god you’ve got me to keep you warm.
Is your mother coming for dinner tomorrow night? … Oh, wait, that’s for this guy to ask…
Now if only there was a penis pillow to keep her insides warm.
I stand corrected.
Mustache pillow?
Ok, that’s a reach.
Lap pillow?
You mother f’er! Don’t tell me….
Douche Pillow! You’ve thought of everything.
With nothing left to add, I leave you with an oh so very adorable moment.
Pillow hat too heavy indeed.
[tip of the brim to mighty Jake Goldman]
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