Hey…There…Lonely Girl.

It’s cold out tonight, baby, isn’t it? Thank god you’ve got me to keep you warm.


Is your mother coming for dinner tomorrow night? … Oh, wait, that’s for this guy to ask…


Now if only there was a penis pillow to keep her insides warm.


I stand corrected.

Mustache pillow?


Ok, that’s a reach.

Lap pillow?


You mother f’er! Don’t tell me….


Douche Pillow! You’ve thought of everything.

With nothing left to add, I leave you with an oh so very adorable moment.


Pillow hat too heavy indeed.

[tip of the brim to mighty Jake Goldman]

.el sway


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