In sad news, these fine folks will not be getting much sleep over the next few days since Gary Gygax, creator of the role playing game Dungeon’s and Dragon, died on Tuesday.
And now we sit and wait as the reports to police stations pour in as suburban teenage boys all over the country fall on their own swords.
Bugbear, Orc, and Giant Eagle could not be reached for comment.
(Hey! That was fun!)