Me to my Girlfriend: Read This.

You know why mommy and daddy aren’t together anymore? Sex! Oh, and because you talk to much. How do we solve this problem? Sew your mouth shut? No. Force your parents to have sex!

Minister to couples: Sex every day! … A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day.

That means you, Mr. and Mrs. Marcarelli.

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Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates.

Yeah, that should do it. What about the 30-day “nag-free” challenge? Or the 30-day “hygiene” challenge? Even the 30-day “hands off, pal, the neighbors daughter is only 16” challenge?

Well, if this is something god himself can get behind then I accept your challenge pastor Wirth. 30 days straight? Straight Bangin’!

Of course there’s the fine print…

The challenge doesn’t extend to unwed congregants, however.

Neither does the kingdom of heaven.

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.el sway

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