Let me indulge, for a moment. I am, as previously stated, a huge NBA fan. So, I feel it necessary to make a statement on the recent news that superstar Shaquille O’Neal has been traded from the Miami Heat to the Phoenix Suns. I know this is not a sports blog, but what people seem to forget is that Mr. O’Neal has contributed more to the NBA than just his dominant ‘playa’ skills.
Take for example this clip where Shaq just don’t give a f’.
Or this one where Shaq would “suck your mom’s titties.”
Or if you’re the kind of person who likes a rapping Shaq I give you this gem. “Shoot, Pass, Slam.”
NBA fan or not, you have to respect a man who’s won NBA titles, released a rap record, several films, and is a damn Police Officer. Read all of that again and think about what you’ve done with your college degree. Slacker. Now call your parents and apologize for wasting their money. Thanks Shaq.