This Week In: Awwwwkwaaard!

Have you ever met a guy/gal who you went home and raved to your friends/adopted parents about? Sure you have. It’s the same old song and dance. “We’re sooo alike. We both like art, the New Yorker, and Andrew Bird! Plus, this one doesn’t hit me!” Yawnfest!

Well, wake up people!!! There is a one in, oh I don’t know, trillion chance that this so-called “dream-boat” is your (gulp) TWIN BROTHER/SISTER!

A pair of twins who were adopted by separate families as babies got married without knowing they were brother and sister, a peer told the House of Lords.

The adult in me is disgusted by this, but the kid in me is intrigued by the thought of engaging in intercourse with my female likeness. Obviously not a blood-related duplicate. Obviously! What would the House of Lords say to that? Let’s move on…

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It was, however, pointed out to me by someone not blood related that In-House sperm swapping is all the rage in Britain.

A 72-year-old man has agreed to become a sperm donor for his own “grandchild”.

Which may confuse you for the a moment. But, once you do the math and conclude that it is essentially a man basting his sperm into his daughter, you might react like such….

.el sway

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