Friday. Freak.

1994 in full-effect.

Big Ups to Lil’ Russ. It’s sad to see someone pass so young.

Do they have youtube in heaven? If there’s a god…

.el sway

Our Kelly.

Just when you thought it was shit luck to get selected to jury duty.

R. Kelly jury takes sex tape into deliberations.

Really?  You know how great that is?

Almost that great.

As they left the courtroom to deliberate, jurors took the sex tape at the center of the trial with them, and a monitor was set up in the jury room in case they wanted to review it.

In case????  In case???

Let me watch that shit 4 – NO – 5 times.

Kelly is charged with 14 counts of videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl, who prosecutors say was as young as 13. If convicted, he faces up to 15 years in prison. He would also have to register as a sex offender in Illinois.

Yeah you already knew that.

But, what everyone wants to know – Is there really a MOLE on his Penis????

“The truth be told, there is no mole … that means one thing,” Adam told jurors, then paused and lowered his voice.

The truth be told fo sho.

For those of you who aren’t well versed on the contents of the tape itself…

At one point in the video, entered into evidence as “People’s Exhibit No. 1,” the female dances and urinates on the floor — the man out of view. Back in view, he has sex with her. In one scene near the end of the video, alluded to in one count of the indictment, the man urinates on the female. At another point, the man hands her money.

I smell a new R. Kelly song!  “People’s Exhibit No. 1″

Here, I’ll write some it for you…

People’s Exhibit No. 1– Want to rub my face in your buns…. Run with it Kels.

Thumbs up!

Stay tuned for more as I think we are trying to send our very own Jonny C to the trial once the jury is done deliberating.  He knows the video all too well.

.el sway