From time to time we have some of our favorite comedians/writers provide guest posts for our loyal readers. Here now we have a tale from comedian Will Franken’s baseball adventure with our very own Ben Hill. This blog originally appeared on Will’s MySpace page.
GLOBAL CASTRATION
Fucking cocksucking motherfuckers!
I got dragged out of Shea Stadium tonight in the middle of the 5th fucking inning!
Six fucking security guards! Two for each arm and four to tell me on the way out–”If you come back in the stadium, we’re gonna arrest you for trespassing!”
You wanna know what happened?
