Now that the news of our new RUN has been leaked, I bring you this…
Your Afternoon Puppy News.
NEW ORLEANS — A green puppy was born last week in New Orleans.
Spectacular. Here’s the proof -
Yeah, that’s a green puppy America.
“It’s surprising, alarming to see,” Louisiana SPCA CEO Anna Zorrilla said. “Sometimes, when a puppy is born, the amniotic fluid mixes with the placenta and dyes the coat of the puppy and it almost always happens to very light colored puppies.”
Sounds gross!
Zorrilla said the puppy will not be green forever…
No, he will eventually turn into a Detective.
I was thinking that it would be really awesome having a “Green” dog, but that was until I saw this (below) and realized I wanted a camouflage dog. Pretty awesome! Right?
I gotta get me one of those!
.el sway
Categories: Random Observations
Tagged: Camo Dog, Green Puppy, sepultura
This Saturday, at 11:00pm, we start our new run – “Taking It To The Next Level” – at the PIT.
Each week one of us will be picking the sketches, music, guests, and show giveaways.
This week – May 10th – your host will be Jennifer Dodd.
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Nice.
Her “special” guest will be Jake Goldman!
Jake hosts a weekly show at Rififi on Saturday nights at 8pm called “Barrett and Goldman Presents.”
I asked Jake to comment on this weeks Lolabrigada show. He said…
Fuck
As you can see he is bound to be hilarious. Please come by and watch as Jenn Dodd leads you in a comedic journey of disbelief and adorableness.
Thanks TODD!
Love,
Lolabrigada.
Upcoming weeks:
May 17th 11PM @ The PIT: The Tom Lorenzo show! With special guests Barehand Wolf Chokers!
May 24th 11PM @ The PIT: The Ben Hill show! With special guest Will Franken!
May 31st 11PM @ The PIT: The Tim Girrbach show! With Special Guests Walker and Cantrell
Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: Jake Goldman, lolabrigada, Next Level, sepultura
Hello. For the first time in weeks, someone other than the semi-coherent yet entertaining ”El Sway” is posting on this blog. It is I, Ben, and I’d like to tell you the true story of a dream I had several nights ago. This will serve as a window into my frustrated, shriveled-up, perpetually underachieving psyche:
I was visiting my Pennsylvania hometown, and decided to go see a movie at the local theater. I paid for my ticket and went to the concession stand, and was amazed to see that none other than sketch comedy legend Bob Odenkirk was working there. This was depressing to me, as I thought to myself “Man, if Bob Odenkirk can’t make a living in comedy these days, then I am truly fucked.” I ordered a popcorn, but couldn’t bring myself to strike up a conversation.
Just then, a sketch group that will go unnamed walked into the lobby, and started to perform a self-congratulatory bit related to some high-profile shows they have coming up. This was too much for Bob Odenkirk to take. He came out from behind the concession stand, walked over to the sketch group, and proceeded to rip them apart on both a personal and professional level. I know that he called them “douchebags”, and in this case that was the most appropriate word he could have used.
I just sat back and watched, satisfied that Bob had asserted his dominance over these douchebag pretenders to the throne.
So, the lesson of this dream was:
1. Even successful comedians are failures in the world at large
2. The small triumphs of my contemporaries are to be resented.
3. There is satisfaction in seeing others brought down to my level.
Categories: Random Observations
Tagged: Bob Odenkirk, Dreams, sepultura
