Here is proof that aliens do exist. In the past two days we’ve had visitors from the following “countries.” Notice the 15 visitors from worlds “unknown.” Greetings, bitches.
| Num | Perc. | Country Name | ||
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346 | 79.91% | United States |  |
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15 | 3.46% | Unknown | - |
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14 | 3.23% | Canada |  |
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8 | 1.85% | Australia |  |
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6 | 1.39% | Switzerland |  |
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6 | 1.39% | Germany |  |
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3 | 0.69% | United Kingdom |  |
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3 | 0.69% | Spain |  |
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3 | 0.69% | India |  |
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3 | 0.69% | Poland |  |
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3 | 0.69% | Denmark |  |
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2 | 0.46% | Brazil |  |
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2 | 0.46% | Saudi Arabia |  |
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2 | 0.46% | Mexico |  |
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2 | 0.46% | Iran, Islamic Republic Of |  |
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2 | 0.46% | Puerto Rico |  |
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2 | 0.46% | France |  |
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1 | 0.23% | United Arab Emirates |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Malaysia |  |
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1 | 0.23% | South Africa |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Netherlands |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Ukraine |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Bosnia And Herzegovina |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Sweden |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Romania |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Uganda |  |
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1 | 0.23% | New Zealand |  |
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1 | 0.23% | Indonesia |  |
To our friends from Malaysia, “wasssup!” And Puerto Rico, “Hooooo!”
Listen, alien friends, please note that this guy reads our blog. So, please be kind in the comment sections. Thank you all for reading our blog, or, “ありがとう” for my Japanese friends (i.e. Adam Wade).
Maybe one day when I’m not writing about fantasies I will tell you what I like about each of the countries that have come to visit our site. For example:
South Africa – I like that you have eleven official languages.
I have one official language: avitar emoticon – 
.elsway
