I’ve been getting a Kick out of giving Knicks star David Lee a haircut all afternoon. It’s fascinating what they can do with the Internet these days.
It then got me to thinking, “I need a haircut.” Just somthin’, you know? I want to look “real.” But, what kind of hairstyle would work for me? Oh, I don’t know. Let’s ask Virtual Makeover!
(note: I fucked up the picture and you have to pay to get a second one on there. damn.)
Yeah. That’s gold right there. I went with the Anna Mercury, aka B-52’s lady in waiting. What? Some other drug addict is popular for that hair? Weird, I had no idea.
Here is my “Singer-Songwriter” look.
Now I’m not so angsty, but more dancey…
Lookout, I love it!
My eyes are up here, boys!
But, the “winner”… My ideal look?
Outta My Way, bitches.
See what a little haircut can do to a man?
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