Patrick Aloysius Ewing (born August 5, 1962)

Congratulations in order to Patrick Ewing for his induction to the NBA Hall of Fame.

Dooooope!

Check out how “gangsta” he was.

Best shooting “big man” of all time. No joke there.

Also, “The Dream” got the nod.

Today is a glorious day for NBA “bigs.”

I know there are no jokes in the Post, so I’ll end it with this….

How Hard Is It To Build A Fence?

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Tattoo You, Tibet.

We had lots of fun with this on Friday putting junk on people’s junk. So, I think I am going to stick with this theme until I sell a book or two. How about Current Events Tattoos?

In the most non-news-worthy-news-of-the-day, there were a bunch of protesters in San Francisco who hung a “Free Tibet” Banner on the Golden Gate Bridge. I thought the Beastie Boys already freed Tibet several years back, but I guess I was wrong. Texas showed their support with an Ass Tattoo.

You’re right, there is only “one way” to Free Tibet: Banners!

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