So, there is this popular TV show entitled Gay, Straight, or Taken in which a female contestant gets mind f’ed when she goes on a date with three men. One, obvs., is gay. One is straight. And, yes scholarly reader, one is taken by another lady.
Sounds fun, right? So, let’s play! I know offer you three choices. Choose wisely as we play…. (drum roll)… GAY! STRAIGHT! OR TAKEN!
Contestant #1:
“I’m half nakeyyy haha.” – don’t let the quote throw you off. Note the 20 second mark. A look for the ladies?
Contestant #2:
“The cabbie and the hooker rush to help the fallen pimp…” Gay!
Contestant #3:
This dude got gay when he said “I’m not fighting back.” Then he straight up screams about how he can’t breath right before he is taken away.
Vote for yourself. See how many you can get correct.
.el sway
