He Blew It Out, Chuck.

May I?

You needed to see that, if you already haven’t. Gerald Green, welcome to Lolabrigada.com.

Pure Point explains “beef.”

.el sway

Me to my Girlfriend: Read This.

You know why mommy and daddy aren’t together anymore? Sex! Oh, and because you talk to much. How do we solve this problem? Sew your mouth shut? No. Force your parents to have sex!

Minister to couples: Sex every day! … A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day.

That means you, Mr. and Mrs. Marcarelli.

Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates.

Yeah, that should do it. What about the 30-day “nag-free” challenge? Or the 30-day “hygiene” challenge? Even the 30-day “hands off, pal, the neighbors daughter is only 16″ challenge?

Well, if this is something god himself can get behind then I accept your challenge pastor Wirth. 30 days straight? Straight Bangin’!

Of course there’s the fine print…

The challenge doesn’t extend to unwed congregants, however.

Neither does the kingdom of heaven.

.el sway

Holes in the forehead, holes in the head.

There should never be holes at all….

For your Tuesday morning viewing pleasure, we give you the official unveiling of the Gutz web-site. Yes, the band we’ve been hooting and hollering about for years now is finally “official.” Welcome the the Internet, boys. It’s rather cozy in here.

Also, check out A Week Of Kindness’ very own Dan Hopper’s Guest Lecture on the FreeDarko web-site. World’s have collided. It’s always nice to see a friendly face at one of my daily spots.

And, before lunch, please look at this:

Be back with substance in a bit.

.el sway