Which football team is filled with … army bugs? (I think that’s how it goes…)
…the GIANTS! Get it? G.I. Ants!!
So, I’m sure you know by now that the Giants have won the Superbowl. You know what that means? PARADE TIME!!!
If you’re like me, and you surely are, you love a good parade. And if you are like me you already know how the parade is going to turn out. Some football players riding in cars and floats. Some football fans not working. Some beer being consumed. Some pee-pee flowing on the street. Pretty much, I expect it to look like this…
Well, I’m back. I’m not going to lie, but I was back Friday. But thanks to Murderfist and Party Central USA, the weekend turned out to be quite busy and damn fun. So, let’s do this! I’m not going to report on my trip to Argentina. Really, there is nothing you want to hear about. Oh? My heat rash? Penis trees? Four hours on a boat to Uruguay? Yeah, nothing to see here.
You might want to hear about how cheap everything is in Argetina, but then you’ll just get pissed off because you most likely just paid over $4 for a cup of coffee. Sucker. $4 in Argentina got me two bottles of wine, a steak, an acre, a mule, and a hobo’s funny bone. Top that!
Well, I just wanted to say hello and thank Ben/Jenn/Tim, Murderfist, Party Central, TAV, Impending Moustache, Rue Brutalia, Lifetime Guarantee, Plaxico Buress, Joanna Newsome, Jeans Weiss, Miranda, and Ms. Musculos for a strong, to solid, showing this weekend while I got my feet wet, baby.
